The ventriloquist cowboy…

A ventriloquist cowboy took a walk in the country and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog.
Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?”
Rancher: “This dog don’t talk!”
Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it goin’?”
Dog: “Doin’ all right.”
Rancher: (Look of extreme shock)
Cowboy: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing at rancher)
Dog: “Yep.”
Cowboy: “How’s he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Rancher: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Rancher: “Horses don’t talk!”
Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it goin’?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Rancher: (An even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing at rancher)
Horse: “Yep.”
Cowboy: “How’s he treat you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”
Rancher: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Rancher: (Gesticulating wildly and hardly able to talk)……”Them sheep ain’t nothin’ but liars, every darned one of ‘em!!!!

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