Mexican Oysters

> A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following
> a day roaming around in Mexico . While sipping his
> tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
> platter being served at the next table. Not only did
> it look good, the smell was wonderful.
> He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?”
> The waiter replied, “Ah senor, you have excellent
> taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull’s
> testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!”
> The cowboy said, “What the heck, bring me an order.”
> The waiter replied, “I am so sorry senor. There is only
> one serving per day because there is only one bull fight
> each morning. If you come early and place your order,
> we will be sure to save you this delicacy.”
> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his
> order, and that evening was served the one and only
> special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
> inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
> “These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
> than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.”
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si,
> Senor.  Sometimes the bull wins.”

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